There’s a mouse in my house
Mouse trails everywhere
Wash, wash, everywhere he’s been
All my towels and dish cloths
Ohh what I’m thinking is a sin!
I’m gonna get that mouse
Mouse crap all over my house
Everyday it’s clean and wash,
Clean and wash
I’m gonna get him, by gosh!
Just you wait and see
He thinks he’s got the best of me
I just don’t know where he finds food to eat
He chews my cookies and crackers
Even got my leftover meat!
Well, enough is enough
I’ll sit and wait
Like a mama cat mean and tough
Uh oh, I smell that mouse
I’ll be still and trap him in this house
He’s running and making a trail
I’ll get him this time
Maybe I’ll catch him by his tail
Headed to the bathroom
Running fast with my broom
I closed the door
Round and round we go on the floor
I hear a knock at the door
Go away, I got this mouse on the floor
He jumped in the tub
We went round and round
He ran so fast and didn’t make a sound
He made a run over my toes
Chills went up my spine and I froze
He moved and we were at it again
One hit and he went for a spin
I knocked him out
And threw him out the door
I hope he doesn’t come back for more!
Diane Harpole 6/16/2025
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