I had a date the other night
A good impression was in sight
Heard he was a religious man
I had to watch what I said
Tried to be on my best behavior
And wanted to do things in his favor
I looked up clean movies for him
All I could find was love, lust, and mayhem
I got tired of looking for ideas
So I asked,” Do you know Madea?”
He didn’t know of her
So I introduced this kind sir
Wasn’t sure of this movie he’d see
Just hoping it was clean as could be
She had a few choice words
He laughed and showed he was no nerd
Madea taught him a thing or two
Ugly words can be funny, too
Madea is sly and full of tricks
Her movies will always be my pick
Diane Harpole 2/20/2023
ReneesVariety.com 