Her husband had a bad back
His doc’s name was Dr. Jack
He said to get a hot tub
Relax and get laid back
His wife found one on Ebay
With their truck and trailer they were on their way
They couldn’t wait to get it home
To get in the tub and be alone
They never had a hot tub before
This was a new adventure and more
He filled the tub as warm as could be
Put in the chemicals for everyone’s safety
He was a free spirit in his home
So, he got in with no clothes on
His wife was shy as could be
What if the neighbors see me?
She wore her swimsuit for days
And one morning she thought of his birthday
I’ll give him a surprise for this very day
Nervously she took her clothes off
The water did make her skin soft
Thoughts of a neighbor peeking in
Was her way of thinking it was a sin
She was torn between her love and thoughts inside
A real battle was making her want to die
But her love for him won out
She closed her eyes and walked about
She got in the hot tub
And to his surprise
He loved her more and more
For his birthday prize
They laid back to recline
And the real surprise came down the drive
An employee walked on the porch
And she ducked as if she’d been torched
She made a dive
Thinking she could hide
But the employee slowly backed away
He went back to work that day
And when she got to work
They joked and laughed
They caught the boss naked at last
So what, she said
I love my husband
And that tub was his birthday bed!
Diane Harpole
May 18, 2025
ReneesVariety.com 