THE DEER HUNTER

NOV 5, 2019

Trevor McElhaney climbed up a tree
Looking for a deer he could see
But, little did he know
The old buck was watching him
With his beautiful doe
Watch this he said to her
"Oh, Mr. Squirrel, sir.
Would u climb that tree
And shake those nuts
So they fall on Mr. McElhaney?"
He wants to shoot my babe & me
Give him a taste what it's like
Maybe he'll leave and take a hike
This is our spot, my babe & me
We make love here everyday
Can't you make him go away?
Shake, shake, shake those nuts
Hit him in the head
Hit him in the butt
Mr. McElhaney saw that squirrel
Screamed at him to get out of his world
He picked up his gun 
He aimed at Mr. Squirrel
He shot at him & missed
But he got the limb 
And the limb got him
He came crashing down
He landed with a big old frown
He watched the old buck & his babe 
Raise their flags to run away
But he stopped in the middle of the road
He snorted as if to say, "Hope you have a good day"!!

Written by Diane Harpole

Permission to publish by Renee’s Variety

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